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Synorama made my awesome background and sidebar image! IWillNotSettleDown made my awesome icon!
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “I HAVE A COUPON, BUT I LEFT IT AT HOME.” Bottom Text: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE THE COUPON.”]
There isn’t a day where there isn’t at least one customer who claims to have a coupon but doesn’t bring it in and still insists on getting the discount or asks if we can give them a copy of the coupon. No sir/madam, the coupons have a one use code and the ones we have lying around have already been used. No, I will not look into the system and try to find a similar offer or just “give it to you anyway”. We can get in trouble for that, we’re not gonna risk our jobs so you can save 20% off your $15 purchase.
Bring your damn coupons when you come to our store. Not having them with you is the same as not having them at all. You wouldn’t go to a restaurant and tell the waiter as he takes your order, “I have money, but I left it at home. Can you still take my order?”
It doesn’t work that way…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I HAVE A COUPON, BUT I LEFT IT AT HOME.”

Bottom Text: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE THE COUPON.”]

There isn’t a day where there isn’t at least one customer who claims to have a coupon but doesn’t bring it in and still insists on getting the discount or asks if we can give them a copy of the coupon. No sir/madam, the coupons have a one use code and the ones we have lying around have already been used. No, I will not look into the system and try to find a similar offer or just “give it to you anyway”. We can get in trouble for that, we’re not gonna risk our jobs so you can save 20% off your $15 purchase.

Bring your damn coupons when you come to our store. Not having them with you is the same as not having them at all. You wouldn’t go to a restaurant and tell the waiter as he takes your order, “I have money, but I left it at home. Can you still take my order?”

It doesn’t work that way…


fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “where are the cashiers?!” Bottom Text: “sir, I will get fired if I just stood at the register all day”]
Explained a thing to a man.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “where are the cashiers?!”

Bottom Text: “sir, I will get fired if I just stood at the register all day”]

Explained a thing to a man.


dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS


furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child


greencarnations:

greencarnations:

ashleighthelion:

LOOK AT THIS AWESOMELY UNFLATTERING BUT STILL SUPER AWESOME PHOTO SOME FATPHOBIC BODY SHAMING ASSHOLE TOOK OF ME AND POSTED ON REDDIT!
Ugh, I love me. I’m so cute even when my wedgie holds me back from greatness. Also, lololol@fat shamers on Reddit who actively seek out fat people to photograph and then save those pictures to upload online to view over and over again just to be “disgusted” by all of my fat! Y’all wack ass e-thugging enema bags are sooooo basic. Hop off my dick because I’m 2fat2care4ever. But forealz, I love this picture. I’m serving fierce fat femme realness circa 3008 yer so 2000 and late, reppin’ Yung Dinero Records.Also, lol@ the fact that this was at my Body Positivity Rally I organized. I just… I just can’t. People really don’t get it. These people who do this shit are the reason why body positivity, anti-body shaming, and anti-bullying matter. You decided that my existence as a fat woman was so funny, it just had to be put on the internet so the world could laugh at how “unattractive,” “unhealthy,” and “disgusting” I am. Because apparently if you find someone unattractive/ unappealing/ not your preference/ outside of the thin body ideal, it means that you can disrespect them to the point of dehumanization, invade their privacy by taking a picture of me unknowingly and then posting it on a public website, and then ridicule me online with other fat-shaming strangers. I FEEL AMAZING ABOUT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS. Here’s the link if anyone wants to see the fuckery first hand. Also, the man who posted this is Heath Dwyer, #35 of the VCU Baseball Team (Its public information on VCU’s website, don’t come for me.). Thanks for being the best asshole you can be, Heath! I’m sure VCU values your body-shaming and cyberbullying! I know I sure do!

let’s just pop back into Reddit for a minute; I haven’t been on in at least two days. ah, it appears I am not the first one here.

yessss my pretties let us do the good work

penises are a repressed and underrepresented body part in our sociBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am a 17yo white girl let me tell you how I know everything

is true. all woman clothe for man

I am female and so know thing. I speak for all good woman. am not like most girls
god I had been internet fight-free for so long but THIS WAS LIKE IDIOT CHRISTMAS 
BITCHES GOTTA BE BIG TO THROW THIS MUCH SHADE

I continue


i can’t stop

greencarnations:

greencarnations:

ashleighthelion:

LOOK AT THIS AWESOMELY UNFLATTERING BUT STILL SUPER AWESOME PHOTO SOME FATPHOBIC BODY SHAMING ASSHOLE TOOK OF ME AND POSTED ON REDDIT!

Ugh, I love me. I’m so cute even when my wedgie holds me back from greatness. Also, lololol@fat shamers on Reddit who actively seek out fat people to photograph and then save those pictures to upload online to view over and over again just to be “disgusted” by all of my fat! Y’all wack ass e-thugging enema bags are sooooo basic. Hop off my dick because I’m 2fat2care4ever. But forealz, I love this picture. I’m serving fierce fat femme realness circa 3008 yer so 2000 and late, reppin’ Yung Dinero Records.

Also, lol@ the fact that this was at my Body Positivity Rally I organized. I just… I just can’t. People really don’t get it. These people who do this shit are the reason why body positivity, anti-body shaming, and anti-bullying matter. You decided that my existence as a fat woman was so funny, it just had to be put on the internet so the world could laugh at how “unattractive,” “unhealthy,” and “disgusting” I am. Because apparently if you find someone unattractive/ unappealing/ not your preference/ outside of the thin body ideal, it means that you can disrespect them to the point of dehumanization, invade their privacy by taking a picture of me unknowingly and then posting it on a public website, and then ridicule me online with other fat-shaming strangers. I FEEL AMAZING ABOUT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS. 

Here’s the link if anyone wants to see the fuckery first hand. Also, the man who posted this is Heath Dwyer, #35 of the VCU Baseball Team (Its public information on VCU’s website, don’t come for me.). Thanks for being the best asshole you can be, Heath! I’m sure VCU values your body-shaming and cyberbullying! I know I sure do!

let’s just pop back into Reddit for a minute; I haven’t been on in at least two days. ah, it appears I am not the first one here.

image

yessss my pretties let us do the good work

image

penises are a repressed and underrepresented body part in our sociBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

image

I am a 17yo white girl let me tell you how I know everything

image

is true. all woman clothe for man

image

I am female and so know thing. I speak for all good woman. am not like most girls

god I had been internet fight-free for so long but THIS WAS LIKE IDIOT CHRISTMAS 

BITCHES GOTTA BE BIG TO THROW THIS MUCH SHADE

I continue

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image

i can’t stop


kedasederragar:

yeevil:

dbvictoria:

After Barilla’s Chairman stated "I would not do a commercial with a homosexual family" other pasta companies have come forward to state their support of same sex unions.

#shotsfired

Oh god, this has just gotten so marvelously out of hand.


teratocybernetics:

jumpingjacktrash:

whiskyandoldspice:

if you are in DC and you just got furloughed please check out this list of free shit restaurants want to give you

including

Pork Barrel BBQ : “Free pulled pork sandwich for any gov employee if there is a shutdown. 1 per day, must have gov ID & EXCLUDES CONGRESSMEN.”

Z Burger: If the government shuts down, burgers will be free for every furloughed worked from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. One per person with an I.D.

Kangaroo Boxing Club: “Because if the government is screwing you, you might as well come get some $3 screwdrivers. First one is free with your federal I.D. Noon to 5 p.m.”

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken “will offer one free doughnut with any doughnut or chicken purchase to any federal or District government employee if the shutdown goes into effect. The offer is limited to one per person and employees must show ID to redeem.”

Urbana “will extend its happy hour by one hour for every day the government shuts down this week, until it reaches the point where happy hour is available all night. Urbana’s happy hour normally runs from 4-7 p.m.”

EXCLUDES CONGRESSMEN

HEY DC-AND-NO-LONGER-GOV’T-EMPLOYED PEEPS.


ellendegeneres:

Ellen lays out the government shut down for anyone to understand.


ellendegeneres:

Ellen lays out the government shut down for anyone to understand.


im-not-a-climbing-frame:

steaku:

amuseoffyre:

wanderlustandbound:

nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

That. Bloody. PAPERCLIP.

i saw the loading mouse and honestly thought to myself “shit this is gonna take forever” because i thought it was my mouse—it literally took me back woah

This is like the opening of a horror movie…




liberallyinclined:

I want to be her.